FEED ME!!!!
I love food. at dawn, I wake Mother for breakfast by either loudly chewing on any piece of paper or cardboard I can find or just swatting at her face. she usually locks me out of the room, then sleeps more. Mother always feeds me dinner at 6pm. however, at 4pm I meow at Mother for 2 hours, just in case she feels like feeding me early since I am such a good son. on my birthday, Mother always makes me a layered tuna loaf cake and decorates it with treats and sprinkles CATNIP!!!! on top. delectable. my favorite human food to sneak eat is mac and cheez. omnomnom
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